As the host of the ESPY Awards Wednesday night, Lance Armstrong endeavored to entertain audiences with suggestive jokes about his cycling buddies, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey.
Simmer down there, Lance.
I don’t know how I feel about you anymore just yet. But when I finally figure it out, I’ll fill you in, because I’m sure you’re dying to know how I stand on the whole Sheryl Crow and leaving your ex-wife thing. Cause it’s totally my business.
Many more photos from the ESPY Awards (Janet Jackson, Venus Williams, Brandy, more Jake), after the jump.
Lance Gets Bawdy at the ESPY Awards [People]