Laguna Beach People As Annoying in Real Life as They Are When Scripted on TV

Page Six reports that boring people are making each other jealous in Miami.

Kristin Cavallari is making her ex, Brody Jenner, jealous while on her Miami vacation. The Laguna Beach babe has been splashing around with super hot Nick Zano. We hear they stayed holed up in their suite (complete with a bathtub fit for two) all day and then went skinny-dipping in the pool. Sources said Zano and Cavallari stopped by Nobu at the Shore Club for dinner, and were seated next to Jenner, who was dining with on-again couple Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore. “Brody had that ‘caught in the headlights’ look,” said a spy.

Despite his homosexual appearance, Wilmer must be one HELL of a lay . I say this because Mandy’s having dinner with him despite the fact that she was bullshit at him for claiming on Howard Stern that he took her v-card. And now she’s getting lined up to get double-teamed by Wilmer and this other dude. I know this post is supposed to be about people from Laguna Beach but I’ve never seen that show. They don’t win any prizes at the end , except for maybe my hatred, so why bother?