Lady Gaga Loves Hermaphrodite Rumors

Lady Gaga had an interview with a French TV station recently, and spoke out about the rumors about her…anatomy.

“I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it. In fact, it makes me love my fans even more that this rumor is in the world because 17,000 of them come to an arena every night and they don’t care if i’m a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, gay, straight, transgendered, or transsexual. They don’t care! They are there for the music and the freedom. This has been the greatest accomplishment of my life- to get young people to throw away what society has taught them is wrong. Gay culture is at the very essence of who I am and I will fight for women and for the gay community until I die.”

I’d be happier with that statement if she didn’t seem so self-satisfied.  But with this one, I’ll take what I can get.  Her quotes aren’t usually that great.

My theory is that she originated this rumor.  It’s not unusual for a celebrity to grab attention with a rumor and her album isn’t called ‘Fame Monster’ for nothing.  Just a theory.  Anyone agree?

Before you get bogged down with these crucial existential questions, check out the pictures.  I’m not a huge fan of Lady’s music (that’s my little nickname for her), but I am a huge fan of weird.  Seriously, weird is the best and she’s talking my lang-waaage.  Here she is yesterday leaving her hotel in Paris looking like a little old lady drinking tea.  She even does a little Pope wave for some reason.  Much respect, little weirdo!

And after the jump, we have video of that interview, with Lady Gaga wearing the same outfit (I guess she was caught by the cameras on the way there).  I must say, it’s worth watching just to see the sexy guy at the beginning speaking in French.  If you’re into that sort of thing.  Which I am.