Lady Gaga Wants You To Smell Like Semen & Blood
Should I even be surprised? No. It seems that sources close to Lady Gaga who are helping develop her first fragrance (hell, everyone just gets down to making a perfume, don’t they? I’m gonna start on mine…) have said that the eccentric pop star wants the scent to be reminiscent of “blood and semen.”
Well, that’s appealing. Nothing like smelling like a beaten up prostitute from SVU to really put your loved one in the mood. What’s even more sad is that Rad Hourani actually thought of the idea first when creating his fragrance for Six Scents.
I’m not sure how you recreate the smell of blood or of semen. And I feel sorry for the person that has to provide either of them for the perfumers to smell. Or do I actually feel sorry for the perfumers? I feel sorry for all of us actually.