Lady Gaga Has Barbie For Breakfast

This may be one of the best musical myths I’ve ever heard, unless it’s true – which then would tag it with ‘best act of Barbie cannibalism.’ It seems that Lady Gaga, who was spotted above attending a private Halloween party as a bloody, and albeit far sexier-than-I-recall Cruella De Vil, recently beheaded a Barbie doll in concert and is said to have eaten the dismembered head.

  1. I don’t think that’s humanly possible.
  2. If no. 1 is incorrect, shouldn’t one cook Barbie’s head before consuming it raw?
  3. I would think Barbie would be poisonous, considering all the work she’s had done to maintain her flawless complexion over the years.

Having said that, don’t eat Barbie’s head…EVEN if you can. Or, at least put it on Youtube if you do.

Thanks to for the photo find!