Ladies, Who Would You Do?

March 15th, 2006 // 20 Comments

This is a trick question.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. tia

    eew jared is lookin pretty fat. I dont even like Vin, but in this case i’d be tapping his ass instead of jareds.

  2. Um, is it just me or does Vin look like that “Ugly Yellow Bastard” from Sin City. He could play the part with no make up. Wow.

  3. Small Fry

    Neither. I’d rather do my grandpa.

  4. A Boy and His Dog

    Well if I must choose, I’ll take tyhe oranger one on the right.

  5. A Boy and His Dog

    Well… if I must choose, I’ll take the orange one on the right.

  6. Rachel

    Jared baby, unless Diesel could erase XXX and the pacifier from ever happening. then i’d do them both at the same time.

  7. d.c.

    Get Vin to put Leto through a mean bout of basic training and have nothing to do with either freak!

  8. Anna

    It will be very interesting to see if or how long it takes Jared Leto to lose the weight after this movie is done. Going to take a lot of self-discipline. Good luck, Jared. George Clooney has said he had a hard time losing the Syriana weight and won’t put it on for a role again. Of course, Jared is a lot younger. Still…we’ll see, won’t we?

  9. Anna

    My answer to the trick question (who I’d do) is Kate’s new golden vibrator!

  10. Yummy, Crisco and Jaundice

    Ok, for rizzle, y’all. I thought the pic on the left was Jared the Subway Guy, except that he got all fat again. So like, between, Leto, Vin and Jared the Subway Guy, I’ll take the Subway Guy.

  11. RhymE

    I’d do vin just out of principle.
    after the pitch black movies and i think its hit man…u know the one where he gives that guy the mean hiding talkin bout how you need to be in at least 500 street fights to classify as a fighta.mmmmmmm….

  12. oopis

    I’d do Jared JUST because he was the sexy Jordan Catalano from “My So-Called Life” …. mmmmmmmm, flannel. Vin has never done anything for me … well he was kinda cute in the first Fast n’ Furious

  13. Las

    When choosing between them… is a nunnery an option?

  14. Roni

    Shit, with Jared its all in the eyes anyway…i’d just keep focus there and let him do his job :)

  15. VIN'S HOT

    Vin in a heartbeat, even with the hair in the new movie. He’s one hot Iron Giant!

  16. Tine

    Jared for sure! Jared doesn’t look like that any anymore anyway. Roni’s right about the eyes.

  17. Dee

    Vin…most definitely. He’s hot, he’s buffed, and he’s a dumb goon, what more could anyone ask for?

  18. lunacop

    OH, I would do Vin……over and over again! With a paperbag over his head, of course ;-) That body really makes me slide off my chair!

  19. lunacop

    Nah, forget about the paperbag. I’d do him anyway! I’m doing him -in my head- right now!

  20. Chris

    Vin is vile, such an ugly twat! I’ll do Jared in a heartbeat…I’m doing him as I type this as a matter of fact, he’s soooo gorgeous and those eyes are to die for!

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