“Boys, Please, No Pictures! I’m Just Being Selfless And Providing! No Need For Flashbulbs! THAT’S NOT MY GOOD SIDE, YOU ASS!”
Here’s a rosy-cheeked (DRUNK) Jennifer Love Hewitt serving meals to homeless people on Christmas Eve at the LA Mission. That’s actually a hot thing to do, but unfortunately the presence of photographers makes her look cheesy. But still – she seems like a nice gal and I’m sure people are grateful for a little star power. Speaking of cheese, there’s Spencer Pratt and his grandmother. I’m going to take it easy on him because I’m sure is Nana is a lovely person, but now I understand why the paps were crawling all over the place. That hooker called them. He can’t take a piss without a flashbulb going off. Hey, it’s the day after Christmas and I can unsheathe my kitty claws. Thank god! Screw you Jesus for stifling me!
More photos of celebs at the LA Mission (Spencer Pratt and his Nana, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ross McCall, Krysten Ritter) after the jump.