La Lohan To Take Her “No-Panties-Peep-Show” Across The Pond–Permanently

September 19th, 2006 // 2 Comments

After sending over Madonna and the ever insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow, I doubt England’s going to be very understanding when we also chuck over one Ms. Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan. From MSNBC.com:

The “Mean Girls” star has been visiting England lately — where she made the news in Internet blogs by exiting a car sans her skivvies — and has so enjoyed her time there that she’s reportedly planning to stay. Lohan has been real estate shopping in trendy Notting Hill, according to London’s Mail on Sunday. “I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants,” the paper quotes Lohan. “I’ve been looking at some properties while I’ve been over here and we’re hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry [Morton, her boyfriend] really fitting in there.”

It seems to me that exporting annoying, American starlets who will soon develop fake British accents and preposterous superiority complexes is like international version of the U.S. depositing a flaming bag of dog poo on England’s doorstep.

More photos of Linsday Lohan protecting that injured arm after the jump.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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  1. RDIGGITY

    Days at the Beach: 0
    and
    wasn’t there a post like three weeks ago that said Britain was dropping her cd b/c she wasn’t promoting it there. Maybe she’ll get banned like Snoop Dogg. GTFO beeyotch.

  2. We really don’t want her here, can we do a deal?

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