Kyra Sedgwick Pushes Tom Cruise’s Panic Button

I love headlines that sound vaguely dirty!  But sadly, in this case, it’s free of naughty hyperbole.

Kyra Sedgwick, seen here looking a bit smug outside of the David Letterman show in New York City on Monday (let’s see how you look when you get nominated for an Emmy and are married to Kevin Bacon), attended a little fete at Tom Cruise’s house recently.

“I saw this little button and it wasn’t attached to anything. It didn’t have a sign or anything… and so I pressed it. I don’t know why but I did, and nothing happened.

“I got scared. So I kind of raised my hand and I said, ‘Excuse me… I just pressed that button!’ And Tom said, ‘That button?’ I said, ‘Yeah.’ And he goes, ‘Why?’ And I said, ‘I don’t know!’

“Long story short, it was the panic button. Within 10 minutes the entire Beverly Hills police department was there, and they wouldn’t leave until they actually saw Tom there.”

I like your style, Kyra, but just a note:  Don’t piss off Tom Cruise.  And does it surprise anyone that Tom has a panic button?  Isn’t he protected by Thetans or Xenu or whatever?

More importantly, what is Kyra wearing right here?  I want to like it based on the space camo and funky shoulder pads, but what’s with the bra?  As a lady north of thirty (thankyouverymuch), I get her impulse to protect the goods, but Carrie Bradshaw you are not, baby girl.  The overall effect is a bit aging, like your grandma walking around her house in a muumuu with her lacy bra showing.  I apologize for that mental image.