Kyle Richards And Daughter Portia Spruce Up Her Beverly Hills Boutique, ‘RHOBH’ Returns Next Monday [PHOTOS]

When Portia Umansky called up Lisa Vanderpump to invite her to the best child’s birthday party Bel-Air’s ever seen, we couldn’t handle the cuteness.

“Hello dahling,” Umansky greeted Vanderpump over the telephone, before asking “will you come to my birthday party?”

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills returns next Monday, January 7th.  We’ve managed to survive the holidays on reruns, but it’s time to get back to real life and the phones who make it entertaining.

We want to see Brandi Glanville cry over her failed marriage with the woman who helped to bring it down.  We want Faye Reznick to stop elbowing her way into the cast.  If you’re going to add her, you might as well bring Dana Wilkey and her poor investments back into the mix. 

True story: Glanville told Us Weekly that she wished her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian had married Schaena Marie (mistress # 233334455322) after their sit-down meeting, which airs this coming Monday. “She seems more sane!” Glanville joked.

Do you guys tune into The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?  Let us know!