Brad Pitt Drooling Over Angelina Jolie’s Pregnancy Breasts

May 16th, 2008 // 14 Comments

We appreciate em’, too, Bradley. Here’s Brad Pitt and his gorgeous companion, the inflated with pregnancy Angelina Jolie. Mouthy-ass Jack Black just blabbed to the world that she’s expecting twins. And it looks like she’s already dealing with another pair of twins. Those gorgeous ones on her chest! Hot damn!

Angie and Jack Black’s new flick, the animated Kung Fu Panda is being called “funny as well as frantic” by reviewers. Black voices Po, the heroic panda bear that learns karate and Jolie is Tigress, a kung-fu fighting tiger. It’s a kid’s movie. Unless you’re Mariah Carey.

Here’s some pics from a party for the movie at Cannes. Seriously, those boobs are turning me straight. I can ignore the pregnancy part.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

More photos of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black at the Kung Fu Panda premiere after party are after the jump.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

By J. Harvey
  1. Persistent Cat

    It’s a kid’s movie. Unless you’re Mariah Carey.

    That was funny.

  2. Snarky snark-a-lot

    Wow! Those breasts are distracting!
    I’m a straight woman, and I can’t stop lookin’ at ‘em.

  3. Snarky snark-a-lot

    Wow! Those breasts are distracting!
    I’m a straight woman, and I can’t stop looking at ‘em.

  4. marni

    Jack “blabbing” was NO accident .The Jolie-Pitts are very media savy…announce you have twins which everone knew already and Cannes is highjacked..ever notice though that just as Jen does something then Angie trumps her i.e. the Oscar bash potboiler..they were both suppose to go to the same party..Angie appears elswhere and “reveals” her pregnancy or the pool photos of Jen with jon Mayer followed by the bikini shots of Angie(and its not like Angie doesn’t know there’s a telaphoto lens aimed at the balcony given all the prior iternet photos)…hmmmmmm

  5. ME

    I actually used to like Angelina, before she became all ‘earth-mother, holier than thou’!

    Their timing of all these things does seem ‘coincidental’. I do believe they’ve become quite the publicity wh*res!

  6. ME

    Also, I wouldn’t put it past her to have taken hormones to ovulate more therefore upping her chances of twins. Not that twins are rare anymore (I have them), but how ‘lucky’ for them.

  7. ME

    She does look beautiful, though!
    sorry for so many posts.

  8. anon

    Don’t like her, and she looks like Rhoda Morganstern these days.

  9. anon

    Don’t like her, and she looks like Rhoda Morganstern these days.

  10. Marion

    I like Jack Black, myself.

  11. MedSchoolStudent

    There is no hormone in the world that can make you ovulate 2 eggs, make those 2 eggs become fertilized, and then make those fertilized eggs successfully transport to the uterus!! If they are identical, there’s no hormone in the world that will make a fertilized egg split into two zygotes!!! ME…read a book!! If she IV fertilization…then I’d believe you…but otherwise…think before you type!!

  12. Eva

    She is gorgeous and her breasts are unbelievably luscious. He is very protective. Get over it already. They are in love, great parents, give millions to good causes, and they both can act. Why the hate? They are happy and joined at the hip. They come out to promote their movies because they have to. The whole time they were in LA they were under the radar. Leave them alone.

  13. sonia

    oh, so it’s OK that 40 year old Jennifer poses for the cameras with her azz up in the air, but the minute Angie have to promote a movie , she’s a media whore? i think you got that backward crazy. get over it already and stop comparing the two, apples and oranges, Angie will always win, jealous? poor, poor, jen pity fan. let it go.

  14. dry

    “..ever notice though that just as Jen does something then Angie trumps her i.e. the Oscar bash potboiler..”
    ^
    That translates as Angie is more preferred by the paps and media and Jen. Friends is good but it’s like how many years back?. Besides that, has Jen done anything interesting than vacationing?

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