Kristy Swanson Makes Comeback Bid Via Arrest For Assault

June 18th, 2007 // 12 Comments

This is tremendous. Didn’t Lionel Richie’s wife pull this one? Kristy Swanson, of the original “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie and uh other things, was arrested Saturday night for beating the ex-wife of her current beau. In front of their kids. Kristy met her guy, Lloyd Eisler, when she starred in “Masterpiece Theatre”….oops, I mean “Skating With Celebrities”. Eisler was her partner and he left his then wife Marcia O’Brien for Swanson. O’Brien was pregnant. Why doesn’t Kristy run a bulldozer through this chick’s house or maybe give the kids poisoned cookies to finish the job of completely destroying this chick’s life?

“I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms.

Swanson was released on $500 (Canadian) bail. Officers escorted her into the police station in Kingston, Ontario, after Eisler’s ex, Marcia O’Brien, filed a complaint against Swanson.

Swanson says via her rep that she plans on documenting injuries she received from O’Brien, and then pressing charges against her. Kristy will be shooting other episodes of “Cops” in the near future.


By J. Harvey

  1. Zekers

    Oh, her new husband must be soooo proud! If she did this to stay in the media, all I can say is, karma…

  2. OldWiseOne

    She’s just getting in character to do the Anna Nicole biopic. Method acting you know…

  3. SmartyPants

    H-O-M-E W-R-E-C-K-E-R-!

  4. SmartyPants

    H-O-M-E W-R-E-C-K-E-R-!

  5. Sarah


  6. Lexi

    Can anybody say “restraining order”?

  7. Hannah

    Oh, what a classy gal! I believe we can definitely label her “white trash”.

  8. FreakyZ

    What a fat, fucking whore.

  9. Kelly Rummelhart

    I love how most on dancing with the “STARS” and skating with “CELEBS” are pretty much has beens . . . . . hey I was on the radio a few times doing voice overs for my dads business about 20 years ago- you think I can be on the next one?

  10. Samantha Jones

    Disgusting WHORE. Ugly, too.

  11. jen

    I’m so amused by you guys. You call her a whore and fat (which is outright false, she’s beautiful) and then talk about how wonderful Jolie is, even though she did the same. Amazing how its a double standard depending on what hollywood ‘list’ you are on.

    Hypocrits ALL of you.

  12. rdiggity1

    Man, where has time gone. She used to be hot. I bet this is what my high school g/f looks like now. Good thing my denial’s working though!

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