Kristen Stewart Shares Her Poetic Talents With ‘Marie Claire’

While Kristen Stewart casually heads to a meeting, the rest of the world is reading and reviewing her not so casual poetry.

Kristen Stewart was seen heading to a meeting, dressed casually as usual in a green T-shirt smattered with holes, jeans, a hat, and dark sunglasses. Kristen dresses very laid-back hipster like, and so I guess it’s no surprise that she also writes poetry. 

Kristen presented one of her poems out loud to Marie Claire when she interviewed with them as a part of her March Cover issue, and gave the magazine permission to publish it in the interview. The poem is most likely about Kristen’s ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson. I wonder what Robert thinks of the poem?

Many people really disliked Kristen’s poetry, calling it the worst poem of all time. A little harsh, maybe? You all can decide for yourself how you feel about Kristen’s writing.

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

There might be people who like the poem, you never know. Art is subjective, after all.