The Ballad of Heidi And Seal

Heidi Klum and her husband Seal may perform together at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show alongside Dirty Diaper West and the Spice Women. The show will air on CBS on Dec. 4. As long as none of this interferes with the new season of “Project Runway”, you’re all set. Heidi Klum sings? Heh. Really? There was talk that she had a Christmas song released in her native Germany but she’s turning it out on our shores? Brave lass. Naomi Campbell had an album called “Babywoman” back in the 90’s. You’ve never heard of it? I know. Heidi and her guy talked to Oprah and her busted thyroid and Heidi explained that she fell in love with Seal at first sight. First sight of his junk.

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show’s Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.

Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.

“And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”

UnderArmour can work wonders. Watch the NFL sometime. Hot damn. Spandex is not just for 80’s aerobic instructors anymore. Heidi also told Oprah that she has the most romantic husband. He does have a hot voice. He’d probably get sick of having to serenade me with “Kiss From A Rose” all the time. Oh Seal, I became the light on the dark side of you!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Heidi Klum and Seal during a sexy and romantic photo shoot are after the jump.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online