The Ballad of Heidi And Seal

October 24th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Heidi Klum and her husband Seal may perform together at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show alongside Dirty Diaper West and the Spice Women. The show will air on CBS on Dec. 4. As long as none of this interferes with the new season of “Project Runway”, you’re all set. Heidi Klum sings? Heh. Really? There was talk that she had a Christmas song released in her native Germany but she’s turning it out on our shores? Brave lass. Naomi Campbell had an album called “Babywoman” back in the 90′s. You’ve never heard of it? I know. Heidi and her guy talked to Oprah and her busted thyroid and Heidi explained that she fell in love with Seal at first sight. First sight of his junk.

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show’s Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.

Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.

“And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”

UnderArmour can work wonders. Watch the NFL sometime. Hot damn. Spandex is not just for 80′s aerobic instructors anymore. Heidi also told Oprah that she has the most romantic husband. He does have a hot voice. He’d probably get sick of having to serenade me with “Kiss From A Rose” all the time. Oh Seal, I became the light on the dark side of you!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Heidi Klum and Seal during a sexy and romantic photo shoot are after the jump.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
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  1. Chaz

    It’s twue! It’s twue!

  2. RumersElephantFace

    He may be romantic and have a big weener, but Kiss From A Rose is the most annoying song EVER!

    Besides Lady In Red.

  3. T-Bone

    Nice to see two people married with children AND in love. Such a rarity, it seems, especially for the famous.

  4. Inga

    He must have an enormous Shvanstuker!…WOOF!

  5. TamTam

    Can I say that her comments do not surprise me AT ALL. He’s one big, black, beautful man that she will remain with forever!

  6. StickDick

    Geezy weezy, her singing voice is even more blechy that her speaking voice. She sounds like Eliza Doolittle when dude stuffed her mouth full of marbles.

  7. Ejel Khan

    All Blonde women love black men for their enormous you know what!

  8. DarkKnight

    You got dat right Ejel, at least the blondie hook ups Ive done. DAMN

  9. Kudzai

    Geez guys it not about the size of their penis, but the love they have for their women, that’s the African brother’s I’m talking about. Heidi and Seal they make the great couple and I so love them to bit. Its so sad to see how ppl they can say about the fellow human beings because of jealousy. As for the Kiss From a Rose song its the most wonderful song infact the best song of all times. Love Heidi und Seal

  10. Kudzai

    Geez guys it not about the size of their penis, but the love they have for their women, that’s the African brother’s I’m talking about. Heidi and Seal they make the great couple and I so love them to bit. Its so sad to see how ppl they can say about the fellow human beings because of jealousy. As for the Kiss From a Rose song its the most wonderful song infact the best song of all times. Love Heidi und Seal

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