‘Kit Kittredge’ Premiere: Kids Dressed Like Adults In Mid-Life Crisis

June 20th, 2008 // 3 Comments

The American Doll movie that premiered recently was apparently produced by Julia Roberts and her sister Lisa Gillan, so that’s why Julia showed up in her shades looking all sorts of unenthused. Seriously, I don’t know why she’s even making movies anymore. It really just seems to pain her.

And the red carpet had a hot-looking Jada Pinkett-Smith who I’m loving in her purple and the animal-print clutch. What I’m not loving is how obnoxiously trendy her little kids look. Just look at that little boy. He thinks he’s the shit. Ugh. Stop trying to be grown and sexy and tuck in your shirt!

Don’t get me wrong, they’re cute kids, but this is the age at which you’re allowed to force your children to dress your kids up like dolls.  And who are these Clique Girlz? I’m not sure why, but I don’t think I like them.

I want to see clip-on ties and black patent-leather maryjanes, dammit!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 27 photos of the Kit Kettredge: An American Girl premiere red carpet arrivals.

Featured in the gallery: Julia Roberts, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Willow Smith, Jaden Smith, Chris O’Donnell, Julia Ormond, Abigail Breslin and Jane Krakowski.


The American Doll movie that premiered recently was apparently produced
by Julia Roberts and her sister Lisa Gillan, so that’s why Julia showed
up in her shades looking all sorts of unenthused. Seriously, I don’t
know why she’s even making movies anymore. It really just seems to pain
her.And the red carpet had a hot-looking Jada Pinkett-Smith who
I’m loving in her purple and the animal-print clutch. What I’m not
loving is how obnoxiously trendy her little kids look. Just look at
that little boy. He thinks he’s the shit. Ugh. Stop trying to be grown
and sexy and tuck in your shirt!Don’t get me wrong, they’re
cute kids, but this is the age at which you’re allowed to force your
children to dress your kids up like dolls.  And who are these Clique
Girlz? I’m not sure why, but I don’t think I like them.I want to see clip-on ties and black patent-leather maryjanes, dammit!Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 27 photos of the Kit Kettredge: An American Girl premiere red carpet arrivals.

Featured in the gallery: Julia Roberts, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Willow
Smith, Jaden Smith, Chris O’Donnell, Julia Ormond, Abigail Breslin and
Jane Krakowski.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Dee Dee

    Yeah, no kidding. Those Smith kids are a bit much. Especiall the boy. WAY too cool for teh likes of us po’ folk. Learning the stuck up lessons from his mommma.

  2. hot guy

    She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  3. Granger

    Twenty bucks says Julia’s wearing the shades to hide some recent plastic surgery. She took one look at her non-Hollywood sister’s eyes and said, “Yikes! I can’t get old like THAT!”

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