Kirsten Dunst’s Downward Spiral Is Being Blamed On Jake Gyllenhaal Dumping Her Ass

February 17th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Oh Kirsten Dunst. Oh Kiki. It was so many years ago (2005) when you were let go. Just find another closet case to date. I hear John Mayer’s available! Babygirl, you need to get some sun and put down the mirror, razorblade, and bottle of hooch! Hopefully that lodge in Utah is helping you with that. Look what it did for Lindsay Lohan! Err..right. Sources are saying that Kirsten Dunst’s problems with whatever she’s in rehab for (sources say coke and booze, her rep won’t confirm) began back in aught 5 when Jakey G dumped her because he didn’t like her partying.

Kirsten allegedly is that girl at the end of the bar, letting dudes do body shots off her ass and wondering where her keys and phone are that she left in the toilet stall covered in pee. Who knew? She sounds like a Miss USA pageant contestant! Apparently, whenever she’s shooting a film, she’s “the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” says a source. She doesn’t stop at one. Who does? Damn, here I thought she was reserved with a stank attitude. If I had know she likes to throw back a few and get low, I would have liked her more! Kirsten’s currently at Cirque Lodge in Utah, rehabbing. Let’s hope she finds a UV lamp up in there. She’s paler than I am. And I’m pretty much the damn Michelin Man.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. jing

    that is so tabloid…blaming other people for Kirstens problems..she is old enough to know if her actions are right or wrong,so whatever she was doing,she wanted to do it..stop blaming others…

  2. jing

    that is so tabloid…blaming other people for Kirstens problems..she is old enough to know if her actions are right or wrong,so whatever she was doing,she wanted to do it..stop blaming others…

  3. jing

    that is so tabloid…blaming other people for Kirstens problems..she is old enough to know if her actions are right or wrong,so whatever she was doing,she wanted to do it..stop blaming others…

  4. oxa

    SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT SHE PUTS INTO HER BODY. JAKE DID NOT HOLD A GUN TO HER HEAD AMD MAKE HER DRINK, IT WAS HER CHOICE.

  5. Persistent Cat

    Um, I’m pretty sure she’s not literally saying, “it’s Jake’s fault.” If she’s in rehab, it means she’s taking responsibility. Try not to freak too much over a headline.

  6. 2 Old 4 This

    If he broke up with her because he couldn’t stand her partying, then it sounds like her issues started long before he dumped her – right???

    These “sources” are saying she partied hard even while she was with Jake, not just after he left.

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  8. T-Bone

    Wait – he left BECAUSE of her partying. Ok, so she was already doing it BEFORE he dumped her, correct? She didn’t just start after he left, so this is ridiculous. Furthermore, no one drives anyone to dysfunctional behaviors. People, for the most part, choose their own way. Blaming keeps people stuck.

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  10. weetabix

    Look back at the pix of them when they dated– they hung out all the time, esp. at the Roosevelt Hotel, by the pool. But Jake’s never been into that. They broke up just before he started filming Brokeback (he even said he felt lonely on the set b’c everyone was paired up already, or had someone, and he was all alone). So for the tabs to say that she’s still pining for him and that’s why she drinks? Bah. I mean, if that fine ass man left me, I’d probably drink myself into an early grave. But no, she’s had problems for awhile. Jake has nothing to do with it. (And if it did, why still moan about it two years later? Get over it, girl! I know, it’s Jake. And that sucks to lose such a fine man, esp. to someone with as much shit together as Reese Witherspoon. But damn, have some dignity, Kiki.)

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