Kirsten Dunst Is Being Stalked

December 1st, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Please try and be polite and hold back your snickers, it’s no laughing matter. Pale ghost of an actress Kirsten Dunst (seen here braving the cold in NYC) has had to file a restraining order against the delusional 25-year-old Christopher Smith.
These guys are all the same – I have a message for you from Jesus or
I’m saving you from aliens or you told me you loved me from my DVD of
Bring It On. And I have a knife to show you. Ugh, get help.

Anyway, this crazy has been trying to break into pale rider
Kiki’s house and it’s pretty serious. He’s got a rap sheet, too, with a
prior citizen’s arrest on Nov. 20. No word on what those charges were
as of yet. But Dunst writes in her request for a restraining order that
he’s been up on her lawn acting loony.

“Mr. Smith has repeatedly shown up uninvited at my place of
residence in Los Angeles, going so far as to ignore police warnings,
bypass my personal security measures, trespass on my property, and
attempt to gain entry into my home.”
“Mr. Smith’s sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to
contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own
personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate
and assistant,” she wrote.

Hopefully,
this dude leaves her alone. If he doesn’t, she can just keep dressing
like her closet has a Narnia-like entrance into an Amish thrift store.
That will show him.


Please try and be polite and hold back your snickers, it’s no laughing matter. Pale ghost of an actress Kirsten Dunst (seen here braving the cold in NYC) has had to file a restraining order against the delusional 25-year-old Christopher Smith.
These guys are all the same – I have a message for you from Jesus or
I’m saving you from aliens or you told me you loved me from my DVD of
Bring It On. And I have a knife to show you. Ugh, get help.Anyway, this crazy has been trying to break into pale rider
Kiki’s house and it’s pretty serious. He’s got a rap sheet, too, with a
prior citizen’s arrest on Nov. 20. No word on what those charges were
as of yet. But Dunst writes in her request for a restraining order that
he’s been up on her lawn acting loony.”Mr. Smith has repeatedly shown up uninvited at my place of
residence in Los Angeles, going so far as to ignore police warnings,
bypass my personal security measures, trespass on my property, and
attempt to gain entry into my home.”
“Mr. Smith’s sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to
contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own
personal safety, but also for the safety and well being of my housemate
and assistant,” she wrote.Hopefully,
this dude leaves her alone. If he doesn’t, she can just keep dressing
like her closet has a Narnia-like entrance into an Amish thrift store.
That will show him.

By J. Harvey
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