Kirsten Dunst Gets The Bad Guy

James Jimenez has been a bad bad boy. The 36-year-old mechanic will spend four years in jail for stealing Kirsten Dunst’s $2,000 Balanciaga purse.So if you ever wondered what a Balenciaga purse was worth in human years, the jury says four.

Jimenez, stole the purse from Dunst in 2007, when she stayed at NYC’s Soho Grand Hotel during the filming of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

Dunst, sporting a dress spotted with naked ladies in Soho in June, has been accused of soliciting marijuana from Jimenez and his partner, which would have given Jimenez the opportunity to rob her. Jimenez lawyer plans to pursue this story, because as he says, “I don’t think there’s a person on this planet who would believe…she doesn’t smoke marijuana.”