Kirsten Dunst Gets Dizumped

April 9th, 2007 // 1 Comment

Kirsten Dunst’s most recent relationship–a three-week fling with Johnny Borrell of Razorlight–ended over the weekend, with Borrell ditching the American actress in favor of his ex-girlfriend, singer Fabiola Gatti. Kiki and Johnny (I really love typing that) first met in L.A. while Borrell was performing at a gig there with his band and have been seen getting cozy ever since, at the SXSW music fest in Austin, Texas and finally back to Johnny’s hometown of London, England. However, it seems that the musical frontman has decided to try and mend things with his ex, leaving Kirsten twisting in the wind.

A source tells British newspaper The News of the World, “Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance – they were completely blown away by each other at first.

“They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad.

“But now Johnny’s realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

There’s nothing quite like getting dumped on a holiday weekend to really put a person off. If it were me, I’d never be able to look at chocolate eggs without crying. I’d have to resort to eating them with my eyes closed.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Elaine

    Well, at least she didn’t get dumped on a holiday with presents like Christmas or Valentine’s Day. If I was Kirsten, the thing that I would be shitty about is that I got dumped by THAT GUY. God, he’s foul. He dresses like he’s a member of INXS, but isn’t aware that it’s no longer 1985.

    Now, I don’t think that I’d call Kirsten pretty, but I certainly wouldn’t call her ugly either. I’m pretty sure she could’ve done better than this tool. He reminds me of a wannabe Bender, the “bad boy” from The Breakfast Club, but not sexy. He must have a magical penis, or at least magical weed.

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