King Spencer Pratt Is Not Amused With Ryan Seacrest
Spencer Pratt, the new self-proclaimed King of America, has chosen American Idol host Ryan Seacrest as his first official beheading. OK, so maybe not his beheading, but Spencer is not pleased with Mr. Seacrest at all.
MTV News reports that on Wednesday Ryan asked listeners of his radio show to call in which reality television stars they would like to see get tasered. This was in reference to reality star Brody Jenner, who got tased in a bar fight last week. When Ryan talked about maybe tasing The Hills star and Spencer’s wife Heidi Montag, Spencer was “disgusted.”
First he took to his Twitter to yell at Ryan through the internet, and then followed that up with the release of a formal statement on Ryan’s comments. “I’m disgusted and horrified that Ryan Seacrest would find it amusing and entertaining to have his listeners call in about tasing anyone. What’s next, Ryan — guns and knives? Waterboarding? It is irresponsible and offensive for someone with your platform to promote violence on this level. For someone who produces reality content, I’m shocked that you’d encourage people to tase reality stars. Would it be funny to you if one of your Kardashians got tased? Is that how you treat your talent, Ryan? Finding humor in violence is disgusting. For someone who pretends to be mister clean-cut America, you really should be ashamed. Any reasonable person knows that a Taser isn’t a Super Soaker and can cause immediate death. I expect an apology not to just us, but to people everywhere for using your public voice to spread violence.”
As you can tell, Spencer is not happy about this at all. Heidi had a lot less to say though. She took to her Twitter with two posts. In the first she wrote, “I am praying for your soul @RyanSeacrest!” And in the second she linked to Spencer’s statement and wrote, “I love my husband! Thank you.”
I have an idea. Let’s taser Spencer. Oh crap, now he’s going to get mad at me, isn’t he? Oh well. At least the two of them won’t be having any children that they can ruin. Small victories everyone, small victories. And now if we can just get Spencer to please take off that awful crown and go live in a small hole in a land far, far away and not by a pool in Hollywood, I think we should be good, don’ you?
Gallery Info: Spencer Pratt pretends to look royal as he and wife Heidi Montag hang out by the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.