Kimora Lee Simmons Too Ghetto?

August 29th, 2006 // 4 Comments

The New York Daily News reports Kimora and her crew were shot down at Unik Ernest’s P.M. Lounge Thursday night:

Several members of the Baby Phat founder’s entourage were deemed “too urban” Thursday night to be allowed into the Meatpacking District boite, which has the atmosphere of a mid-century Haitian gentleman’s club. While Simmons, execs from her clothing line and a roster of “Baby Phat girls” were ushered into the party for company ad director B.J. Coleman, rapper types were blocked, says the source. “There was definitely drama at the door,” one guest tells us. “They kept saying we were too ghetto,” says our source. “They were rude – they even called one guy a ‘big fat [homophobic epithet].’” Words – including the N-word – were exchanged, claims our earwitness, and “Kimora was horrified.” Unik told us: “I am black, and I never use that word. And my host is gay – we don’t use that word, either. I didn’t hear my staff use them – anyone in the crowd could have shouted it out. But give your source my cell number, and I will line up everyone who worked that night, and if they can identify him, he will be fired on the spot. Not tomorrow, not the next day, on the spot.”

I think that a bigger issue is being ignored here. Did anyone stop to think that maybe this has something to do with how ANNOYING Kimora Lee Simmons is? Seriously, have you heard her talk? It’s painful even when I’m just pretending to think about it.

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. I’d like to know what in the buggery bollocks is the “atmosphere of a mid-century Haitian gentlemen’s club”?! WTF?! If it is anything like the gentlemen’s clubs of these modern times, of course, Kimora should fit right in so long as she is spinning around a pole in her clear lucite heels.

  2. GirlyGIRL

    Next to Sharon Stone, she has the biggest sense of entitlement for the lest amount of talent I’ve ever seen.

    And I hope the animal who was skinned for that pelt in her lap has rabies and comes looking for her.

  3. kat

    She makes me want to puke. It’s a wonder Russell stayed with her as long as he did.

  4. Draya

    My god, she is the fugliest frikkin’ woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Joyce Wildenstein, that crazy socialite with the plastic surgery nightmare face.

    The only claim to fame this freaky looking chick has is marrying money.

    Russell isn’t going to divorce her until he can nail her for infidelity or something else. He doesn’t want to part with HALF his money.

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