Kimberly Stewart’s Fashion Sense Sucks

October 28th, 2005 // 16 Comments

The girl has no taste or fashion sense whatsoever.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Cheesy

    You forgot to add the following:

    She’s also, if not butt-ugly, as plain as they get; possessing of no discernable talent; and a waste of life form that is sucking up more than her share of air on this fragile planet of ours.

  2. King Smart Ian

    $50 to the reader who mows her down the next time she crosses the street.

  3. susiegrl

    For the love of everything sacred in this world!!! Would SOMEBODY…ANYBODY!!!…PLEASE! (GASP!) tell me what this person has EVER done to get her name in ANY paper except have the same DNA particles as her FAMOUS father?! (and just because she does is no excuse!)

  4. Cynthia

    Right on, Susie. And Ian, I would gladly do it, but I may need more than $50 for the attorney to get me off all charges….

  5. HelenSparkles

    I think she looks great – I only wish I looked that bad! X

  6. alicia

    i think its kinda cute, except the shoes. well at least shes on her way to the ivey where she can hang out with other “celebrities” who are only famous because of their name

  7. King Smart Ian

    Cynthia – why do you think anyone would press charges?

  8. GutterStars

    yeah i think it looks kinda cute too…
    i could probably pull that off…

    not that i don’t think she isn’t a dumb bitch!

  9. Cynthia

    Geez, Ian. You’re right! There would be no chjarges! I think it would be listed as some sort of community service to get rid of her–sort of like litter pick up or something!

  10. Neferi

    The good news on this broad is that she is not getting much attention that I can see. (Unlike some much more menacing figures.)

  11. Cynthia

    I’ve always known the world was full of completely stupid individuals, but it scares the hell out of me to think that these vapid, worthless, menacing figures get such admiration and attention. Apparently, the world is full of more stupid people than I originally thought!

  12. Silasdog

    Gee, instead of walking around homely, why doesn’t she just take some of her daddy’s money and get her face done and get a big pair of milk juggs installed. I mean, that’s all it takes, right? Cynthia, can we email?

  13. Cynthia

    Sure Silas. I put my email on a prior post, you must not have found it.

  14. digitalodonata

    she looks like her father dressed in drag.

  15. SMroxs

    (What I imagine an entry in Kimberly Stewart’s diary would read like)
    Dear Diary,

    “Why the hell aren’t I picking up my Oscar yet? I dress like a whore, I go to the opening of an envelope, I’m spreading my legs for every studio executive in town and I still just can’t get a role! I want to be Paris damn it. It’s my turn! I’m going to overthrow her one of these days.”


    What a ugly bitch!!! And she has the nerve to call Jennifer Aniston Homely, I agree but Jen should still kick her bony ASS!!

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