Kim Kardashian Will Twitter Bitch-Slap You

May 23rd, 2010 // 6 Comments

Say what you want about my girl, Kim Kardashian.

She’s a fame whore, she deserves the death threats she’s receiving from Justin Bieber fans or the most she’s contributed to society is a reality show and a sex tape. All of these may be slightly true. But at the end of the day, she’s still way richer and way prettier than all you fools. (Exhibit A: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian hitting the blue carpet for the ‘Battle of the Bots’ party in Hollywood this weekend).

In fact, my beloved Kim took to Twitter this weekend (in true fame-seeking form) to blast a company called NYC Peach for stealing her cell phone after she sent it to them in December to bedazzle. Who needs world peace, people? We clearly have bigger problems to deal with!!!

Kim has yet to tweet about the incident again, but it’s only Monday. Maybe she realized how much free publicity she’s giving the thieves by name-dropping them so much? Or she’s just been too distracted staring at herself to remember.

Either way, both the blinged out cell phone and obsession with looking fabulous ALWAYS, just proves how much we would be besties. Fact.

By Priscilla Rios

  1. t-man

    well put priscilla. couldn’t agree more

  2. satan

    Richer … sure. Prettier …. if you say so. She is an attractive lady but no celebrity sex symbol.

  3. dENISE

    Prettier? Richer? I don’t care if this w h o r e had 8 billion dollars! This ugly, s l u t t y, no talent, douche bag, trash mouth, h o e b a g is everything women should not be. That whole family is disgusting. They are all flabby, no figure, fake, ugly, evil, boring, no talented, trash! Straight up trash. I rather live in a homeless shelter without any of that Hollywood mess than let perverted men use me sexually and use my mouth like a trash can! They don’t have dignity! BRUCE JENNER IS A SISSY AND A TRANSGENDER! THAT MOTHER IS A OPPORTUNIST AND PIMP. KIM IS THE ULTIMATE JEZEBELL (BIBLICAL MEANING), KOURTNEY IS A SLOW IDIOT, THAT OTHER ONE IS STILL FAT AND LOOKS LIKE A PIG FACE. THAT BROTHER LOOKS LIKE A FLABBY, GIRLY B I T C H. THIS FAMILY IS EVERYTHING I CAN’T STAND ABOUT AMERICA! EFF THEM AND I WILL TAKE NOTES ABOUT THEM SO I WON’T BE LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Rehan Alam

    First she started being rich by giving her rights away to Vivid Productions. Sex tape is the last resort to make money if nothing else works for you. Second, I think her sister Kourtney is a 100x hotter.

  5. anonymous

    richer? yeah b/c her father was OJ Simpson’s attorney. she was BORN into wealth so it’s no big deal. it’s not like she worked for it like the rest of other hardworking people in the world. she’s a no talent famewhore. prettier? i dont think so. shes 100% plastic and looks like the stupid bitch that she is next to REAL women like Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Alessandra Ambrosio. at least they work for their fame and money. she’s a slut by definition and will always be a D-list celebrity. future generations will only remember her for having a big fat ass and a sex tape. she is dumb as a brick and acts like a teenager. grow up, ur turning 30 this year kim. u are even worse than paris hilton. attention whore….i dont see u donating any $$ to charity or anything like Angelina Jolie who is WAY richer and WAY prettier than you. you cannot even compare w/ A-list celebrities like her. stfu, get off the cover of magazines, ur a slut and always will be, no one respects u…they only want to f8ck u and i hope u someone punches u in the face. maybe that will knock some sense of reality into that empty head of urs. $2 SKANK

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