Kim Kardashian Takes The Lie One Step Further

February 22nd, 2007 // 7 Comments

Kim Kardashian has filed a lawsuit to keep her sextape with Whitney Houston’s little boyfriend from going public. Whatever. I still think this thing is a total ruse on her part, and her ultimate goal to get in the spotlight has been realized. She wants to be on the level of her best friend Paris and get invited to the Vienna Opera Ball so people can throw lit cigarettes at her during mall appearances. Even her dead Dad thinks she’s sleazy. And he defended O.J.

She filed the suit against Vivid Entertainment, asking for unspecified damages, attorney fees and a restraining order, which would prevent the company from releasing the tape public.

(WENN)

What’s in those court papers? Find out after the jump.

In the court papers filed today in Los Angeles, Kardashian says that she and Ray J (whose real name is Willy Ray Norwood Jr.) had been “dating exclusively for several years, videotaped themselves while engaging in sexual relations with each other, with the express understanding and agreement that the videotape was for their own personal enjoyment” and that Kim never intended the video “of her most intimate acts to be made a product of commercial exploitation and mass public distribution.”

In the lawsuit, she refers to herself as “a television host, model, stylist, celebrity, and successful fashion retailer”, confirming for all of us that these freaks think being a celebrity is a goddamn job. Who did she style? Paris? Could she style her an eyepatch so I don’t have to wonder why one of her eyes refuses to acknowledge me when I’m talking to her?

By J. Harvey
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  1. Lisa

    This is the one and only time I’m going to post something about this whore.

    I first thought that her parents mush be so ashamed by her actions, but then remembered that her father helped defend OJ. So, obviously this Kim whore doesn’t come from good moral stock.

  2. Stoney

    Useless uneducated piece of wet toilet paper, this one is.

  3. maureen

    “She filed the suit ….asking for unspecified damages, attorney fees and a restraining order..”
    Yeah, or, you know..royalties and percentage from Blockbuster sales.

  4. “She filed the suit ….asking for unspecified damages, attorney fees and a restraining order..”
    Yeah, or, you know..royalties and percentage from Blockbuster sales.

  5. EraserFan

    I have seen the clips for scientific interest only. I did a little experiment with them. I put the clips on, and my peepee got straight.

    Then, for a control experiment, I put on the clips of Rue McClanahan’s sex tape. I am ashamed to say my peepee got straight again.

    Conclusion: Drinking is fun but it makes your peepee less straight. If you drink too much.

  6. Imma Bitch

    OMG…LMAO…style Paris an eyepatch. Thanks for the laugh.

  7. Dave

    His real name is Willy. His parents are idiots, name the kid william

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