Kim Kardashian Says Ex-Husband Abused Her

New documents emerged from Kim Kardashian’s 2003 divorce in which she claims she was beaten by her ex-husband, music producer Damon Thomas. She says she was abused on a regular basis (um, so don’t be offended if I’m not waiting in line to buy your relationship advice book). Except said document reads like the pages of a fame whore’s diary.

One instance of abuse occured before they went skydiving with Justin Timberlake. Is it really necessary to mention that it was with Justin Timberlake?! Before they left, Kim says, “”Damon hit me in the face and cut my lip open. I fell into the bed frame and banged my knee hard.” Awful.

But what did she do after? Call the police? I mean, she really wanted to sky diving with Justin Timberlake! “I was limping when we went skydiving,” she said. A number of women are afraid to report their husbands for domestic violence, but I don’t think many run out to go skydiving immediately after. And how does one limp while skydiving?

Kim, pictured shopping in Sydney on Monday, also makes the argument that she was much weaker and smaller than Damon, who was 5’10 and 175 pounds. But she then lists her weight at 107 pounds! PUH-lease. Those curves aren’t famous for nothing

Kim then claims a number of other horrendous incidents, which should not be downplayed. It’s a serious issue, but it’s important to make sure you’re taken seriously as well.