Kim Kardashian Says, “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Bootyful.”

August 15th, 2007 // 20 Comments

Curvaceous Kim Kardashian is speaking out against all the haters who are implying that her butt is merely an optical illusion, or has been enhanced with some plastic surgery. Even though she admits that she’s not opposed to the idea of getting surgical enhancement, she tells King magazine that her hourglass figure is 100% natural.

“I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.”

I feel ya, Kim. I can’t tell you how many times people have asked me if I’ve had my nose lengthened and/or purposely broken to achieve that coveted “long and crooked” look that all the Hollywood starlets want so badly, even though it’s all real, baby. What can I tell you? I guess I’m just lucky.

More of Kim and Her Booty After the jump

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Lena

    Sweet camel toe, Kim.

  2. ArmenianGirl

    I’m 100% Armenian and NO ONE in my family has an ass like that and all the women don’t have big boobs. She’s an idiot.

  3. Alex

    I agree, not all Armenian girls are shapely like that. By far.

  4. peachpie

    agreed — the city i live in has an enormous armenian population, along with hmong and hispanic. i don’t see shapes like kardashian’s. and if i do, it’s NEVER on an armenian woman. the armenian women here are size 0 princesses having surgery because their rib bones are lopsided. their diamond rings, chanel earrings, and gianfranco ferre sunglasses are armenian. the big booty is not.

  5. Simone

    Kim you are perfect idiot,who care abaut
    you,perhaps Who is Kim Kardashian,

  6. Max

    Who is this person? If I send you a picture of a random person with a camel toe, will you post it? That would be so cool!

  7. Samantha Jones

    I’m sorry but her face is pretty ugly. She would be nothing without Paris and her fake T and A.

  8. Cindi

    I think she is a talentless hack who has become famous for doing nothing but being a skank; much like Paris. But she’s gorgeous and has a great body…real or natural.

  9. Hey Cupcake

    “Lucky” isn’t how I’d describe it. “Being followed closely by a large, plush ottoman” is more like it.

  10. Hey Cupcake

    “Lucky” isn’t how I’d describe it. “Being followed closely by a huge, overstuffed ottoman” is more like it.

  11. oops

    Sorry.

  12. Fuck Kim K

    Screw this fake ass whore! Go back into oblivion you cunt!

  13. Haywood Jablowme

    That bitch is a cum dumpster

  14. Another Kardashian descendant

    Sorry cousin Kim but you’re full of it! Your grandma is thin and so are most of your aunts. No one in our family has an ass like that and you know it!! You used to look normal but now you are so altered you don’t even look like a real person. Sad you have ruined the family name so that they call you “ass”. What a legacy!

  15. Cindy

    Im one of the women in her family. I never met
    this “kim” person. Draging the rest of the family
    down to her level with her disgusting comments like this to further herself because there is nothing interesting about her is just another manipulative ploy to make her self out to be “interesting”, Id rather watch paint dry!
    Get a brain Kim and don’t disgrace the family or the Armenian race like this. Do I smell law suit?

  16. Jack

    All the women in your famliy, and I know them,
    are far more attractive in every way than you.
    And guess what, you have disgraced them and the entire Armenian community. Get a brain! Do something to make the world a better place, but that can only happen in you crawl back into the mire you crawled out from. Your a bad joke.
    Your just a gold diggin wantabe….

  17. I DONT CARE WHAT THIS LIAR KIM SAYS , HER MOUTH IS NOT A BIBLE, I WOULD NOT BELIEVE HER IF SOME ONE PAID ME TOO. THAT ASS IS FAKE AND SO ARE HER LIPS. EVEN THE ARMANIAN WOMEN ARE SHAMED OF THIS WHORE. I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER SAW AN ARMANIAN WOMEN WITH A ASS LIKE THAT NOR A WHITE WOMAN. THIS TROLL HAS HAD BUTT INJECTIONS SHE SAYS NOT A BUTT IMPLANT BUT BUTT INJECTIONS AND THEY ARE GOING TO RUN OUT. JLO HAD THE SAME THING THATS WHY HER NUTT LOOKS DIFFERENT NOW FORM BEFORE. I KNEW IT LONG TIME AGO JLO WAS FAKE AND SO IS THIS KIM THING. THE ONLY REAL BIG BOOTIES BELONG TO THE BLACK WOMEN AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME GO TO THE GHETTO AND YOU WILL FIND 12 13 AND 14 YEAR OLD BLACK GIRLS WITH BIG ROUND BOOTYS. ITS IN THE GENES, NOT THE PADDED JEANS. EVERY NON BLACK WOMAN WANTS A BIG ASS NOW. BLACK WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD OF THEIR BUTTS, BECAUSE GOD TOOK HIS TIME AND SCULPTURED OUR SWAY BACKS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO OUR PROTRUDING BEHINDS, THATS A MASTER PIECE. BUT REAL IS REAL AND FAKE IS FAKE. I JUST SHAKE MY HEAD WHEM I READ ABOUT THIS KIM AND JLO BEING THE TOP 10 BOTTOMS IN THE MAGAZINES. WHAT A BUNCH OF FAKE CRAP.

  18. emily

    you post so much shit about her its obvious youre just jealous of everything she has.. so stop calling her fat.

  19. Ash

    cutie pie your such a liar black women have the ugliest butts ever including their faces you know what has a face and a body hispanic women they are beautiful because we have such nice curves and complexion so anyways stop beiing so jealous

  20. eddie

    kim they hatin cause they aint got wat u got n u knw that by now but keep it up n let them hate….u dnt knw me but im from fresno cali 19 ………….n forget this dis site if y tryna front to be kim………..

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