Kim Kardashian’s Gigantic Ass Not Taken Into Account By ‘Fitness’ Magazine

magazine is putting Kim Kardashian on their cover. Someone’s trying to boost circulation. Kim looks good but then you get around to the back and small children are trapped in her mammoth caboose. Small children and their bikes.

America likes a big ass, though. I know I do. I’m just saying that her ass is not the muscular, well-toned ass Fitness wants and needs. Her ass is a badonka donk ass that stems from her munching on “a cheeseburger, a taco, a bite of a hot dog, a bit of KFC and two doughnuts” for lunch. And she’s trying to give up her favorite treat of deep-fried Oreos. Ugh. Who makes that? That’s the kind of thing you need to buy your own fry daddy for, right?

Fitness is also known for using Photoshop to shave inches off the bodies of their cover models. Try “feet”. Try 3 1/2 lbs. of bologna and a canned ham from this ass!

Here the Kardashians at Easter Sunday service at Calvary Church in in West Hollywood. God forgives you for getting your forehead peed on, Kimmy.