Kim Zolciak Releases New Single, Leaves The Gays Hanging [VIDEO]

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Kim Zolciak is making her much anticipated return to music and has disappointingly abandoned the dance floor.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star released a snippet of her upcoming country single to TooFab this morning, and it really is as terribly auto-tuned as you’d expect.

Although we would’ve loved another dance anthem, the country slow-down shouldn’t be all that surprising. If you recall, Zolciak’s only other hit, “Tardy for the Party,” was initially a country song until fellow housewife and music producer, Kandi Burruss, fixed it with her TLC magic. 

Zolciak tweeted the news of the new single over the weekend, saying, “My new song is so emotional….the lyrics we wrote r abt my life & so true!!! It’s called “Love Me First” avail on iTunes in a couple weeks!”

You can listen to the sample after the jump!

Are you as disappointed as we are?