Heavens to Betsy! I’ve been so caught up in the miracle of life lately, that I completely forgot to make fun of Kim Kardashian‘s skunk fur coat. “Lanvin fur #everything,” she tweeted to her followers yesterday.
Kanye West and his baby mama left her Los Angeles home for her Las Vegas engagement on New Year’s Eve, looking ten kinds of flashy. Kardashian, who isn’t really a big drink anyway, toasted partygoers at 1Oak with water.
I have a few questions I’d like to ask Kardashian…
1) When one is pregnant with another man’s baby while still legally bound to this guy, does this make the divorce proceedings all the messier?
2) Will your butt be bigger than it was here?
3) Will you let the delivery make it to television?
3A) Will you pull your child out a la Kourtney Kardashian?
4) Do you think giving birth will be scarier than having a spider crawl on you?
5) Will your instagrams focus more on your child once it’s born, or will you keep shining that spotlight on mom?