Nicole Kidman’s Movies Are Stinkin’ Up The Joint And She’s In Love But Not Happy

This is one chick with a lot going on. Nicole Kidman says that she is in love with her husband, troubled country artist Keith Urban. But she wouldn’t exactly classify them as “happy”. I hear her. You can love someone and have them completely drive your ass crazy to the point where you’re hurling things at them and making them get out of the car at busy intersections because it’s either that or an orange jumpsuit in your future. I didn’t say I was talking about me!

She told US magazine Interview: “You never know where something’s going. My husband and I are committed to each other and deeply in love. That’s how I would put it. We are working on staying in that place and hopefully we will for the rest of our lives.”

Told by the magazine interviewer that she and Urban appeared happy together, she replied: “I don’t ever say that.

“Partly because interviews are done in advance, and you never know where something’s going. People’s lives together are complicated and beautiful and that’s what they should stay. They’re very quiet. Complicatedly quiet. They don’t need to be broadcast.”

Yes, they do! Why do you think people in their cubicles are reading this post! You’re interesting! Your face is pulled back to Mars and you were married to a volcano-worshipping closet queen and your current husband can’t keep his hands off the ladies or the coke spoon. That’s interesting! Not only does Nicole have her chaotic marriage to contend with, but her films haven’t been making it happen lately. Keep reading. And did bitch just make up the word “complicatedly”? Anyone? Can she do that? Who is she – Joss Whedon?

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Early buzz on “The Golden Compass” – based on the first book in Philip Pullman’s “His Dark Materials” trilogy – is negative as well. “It is a $175 million investment for New Line Cinema, which has been hurting ever since ‘The Lord of the Rings’ trilogy,” says an insider. “People working on the movie say it is just plain bad.” The picture is said to rely too much on computer-generated images and may stumble with its talking, armored polar bear.

Nic’s recent flicks “The Invasion”, “The Interpreter” and “Fur” haven’t brought asses to seats. But she looks hotsy in the trailer and who doesn’t like polar bears? Except maybe people trapped on glaciers.