Khloe Kardashian Is Fat Not Pregnant, You Guys

Woah, put the rocks down on the ground and step away slowly. She said it. Besides I’m more interested in analyzing WTF she was thinking when she slid on those 70’s wallpaper leggings in March when she was headed to the Miami airport than the bone thickness she was born with. Fashion is a choice.

And all bodies are beautiful, she’s not fat, yada yada.

At the Lakers/Celtics game yesterday something happened besides man on man action. Entertainment Tonight asked Khloe Kardashain about the pregnancy rumors and she quipped, “No, I’m just fat.”

That sounds like a cover up, but Kris Jenner said “If Khloe was pregnant, we would be shouting it from the rooftops. So right now no, unless they’re really holding out on me.” Or unless you are following a well thought out script as part of the publicity plan to make me watch your show Kris. Which again, totally worked.