Defamer received an email from a “123F*CKYOURSELF” requesting a correction to their post about the scarily voluptuous young women K-Fed spent Turkey Day with.
“123GOF*CKYOURSELF” writes in to set the record straight about yesterday’s post about a photo of Kevin Federline posing with an unidentified woman while allegedly attending two-time Federline baby momma Shar Jackson’s Thanksgiving feast:
EXCUSE THE F*CK OUT OF ME, BUT THIS IS MY PERSONAL FRIEND AND ALL OF YOU LAME F*CKS OUT HERE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT’S HER GOD DAMN FAMILY! LEAVE THE SHIT ALONE!!!!!!!!! STOP STARTING RUMORS AND GET A F*CKING LIFE!
We’re further told that the vaguely Spearsesque woman is actually Jackson’s sister-in-law, not Federline’s date or prospective reproduction partner. We apologize for our uncharitable assumption that allowing herself to be photographed with the notoriously potent hip-hop superstar in some way expressed a desire to bear his children.
Remind me not to get on anyone called “123GOF*CKYOURSELF”‘s bad side. That name takes some evil creativity. *shiver*