K-Fed to Brit, “Oh Yeah, Well, I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re Gay!”

November 24th, 2006 // 1 Comment

Kevin “Sour Grapes” Federline is talking out of his ass, unsurprisingly, about his estranged wife’s sexuality. From The Sun:

BRITNEY Spears’ jilted hubby Kevin Federline is to claim she is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him. The allegations will be at the centre of a bitter custody battle for their kids Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James. A family source close to Federline said he was “prepared to reveal everything in court”. The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. “She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”

Yeah, Kev, I’d keep bragging about how Britney was asking for someone else to come join you guys. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she was possibly hoping for an orgasm, but whatever. Get a job, putz.

Fed: ‘Britney wanted 3-in-bed’ [The Sun]

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Jinxy McDeath

    At least now she sees what the rest of the world saw a couple of years ago, a skeezy, ignorant, nasty bum. Great choice for breeding material, deary.

    By next year he’ll just be some random punchline, and in 5 years nobody will even remember who he is, including his kids. Blech.

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