K-Fed Keeps Breeding

June 13th, 2007 // 10 Comments

CIndy Adams reported today that Kevin Federline has knocked up Shar Jackson again. She let him back into her area? Why? Well, Britney alimony can magically transform into Shar child support.

Kevin Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this – but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She’s into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn’t know. Star magazine is saying she’s hoping this brings them back together as a family.

Dude, who lets a guy know his seed has found purchase in a gossip rag? That Shar – class all the way. These two should seriously have a manse, and fox hunt and have beautiful cotillions they’re so elegant and noble. Instead, it’s a dirty apartment and praying to God for that Geico commercial job so they can afford weed this month.

By J. Harvey
  1. little geezer

    Is that a gun stuck down in front of his Crown Jewels? Good place for it, maybe it’ll go off, and that would put an end to all the procreation

  2. Prick Up You Ears

    Shar already has 5 kids, K-Fed has 4. When are they going to use birth control? Never. That’s when.

    Five bucks says Brit will either have another meltdown, or desperately try to win K-Fed back.

  3. k

    Good grief, aren’t any of these people familiar with the concept of “birth control”, or do they just not care?!? Sheesh!

  4. Linda B

    It appears it’s time to neuter the sperminator. What is really mindboggling here is these people are having UNPROTECTED sex with each other.

  5. shauna

    I felt sorry for Shar Jackson when Kevin dumped her, but now I see that she obviously has no self respect. Kevin publicly humiliated her when he tossed her aside for Britney – when Shar was pregnant! She is an IDIOT for taking him back at all. If she still loves him and thinks he loves her, she should have demanded that he marry her first. Stupid, stupid, pathetic girl. She’s going to continue having babies, gaining weight and losing her looks and when Kevin leaves again, she’ll be alone because no one will want her then with so many kids. Kevin is only killing time with her, enjoying her for sex until he falls in love with the real Miss Right who he will want to marry and settle down with.

  6. Jillian

    Ok, J, until that last line, Lisa was out-snarking you 2 to 1 this week. It’s a an all-out race to the finish now!!

  7. shadygoddess

    I get the feeling that even without the money, this typical coupling of ghetto/white trash having 70 kids and wondering how to cope with it all would be happening anyway.

    I better not have any taxes going to that shit, I can tell you.

  8. Elaine

    This motherfucker needs to be ambushed with an infinite number of medical tests. My hypothesis is that he has a genetic mutation which produces a one-of-a-kind pheromone with a dual purpose.

    The first function is to attract impulsive, simple-minded girls to partake of his ruthless man juice. The second, concurrent function is to send out huge warning signals to advise the rest of us of his staggering douchebaggery.

  9. stolidog

    weeeelll…if kfed can balance his cell phone on his crotch rocket, maybe he’s not all that bad. Or at least certain parts of him aren’t all that bad.

  10. therareone

    “staggering douchebaggery”

    Wish I’d thought of that.

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