K-Fed Decides To Singlehandedly Reassert Just How Incredibly Fake Wrestling Is

January 3rd, 2007 // 4 Comments

Personally, I thought Kevin Federline was actually a bit TOO white-trash (Yeah, I said white-trash. It’s different when WE say it…) for professional wrestling, but apparently, the WWE disagrees. Starpulse News Blog reports:

Britney Spears’ estranged husband Kevin Federline has triumphed in his first official match as a wrestler, beating World Wrestling Entertainment star John Cena in 10 minutes. The aspiring rapper claimed victory at Miami, Florida’s American Airlines Arena on Monday night, and at one point he managed to get Cena, one of wrestling’s biggest names, into a headlock and a Masterlock/Full Nelson, according to MTV.com.

OK, in a real-life altercation between Federline and John Cena, K-Fed’s sphincter would currently be located somewhere between his inner ear canal and that underused mass of grey tissue referred to in other humans as a brain. If the WWE was at all interested in at least attempting to maintain the ruse that the fight is at all realistic, K-Fed should have had a shotgun on his person in the ring. And about a 20-minute headstart.

Also, we’re still referring to him as an “aspiring rapper?” That’s a bit too generous for my liking. Christmas is over, bitches.

Kevin Federline ‘Beats’ Wrestler John Cena [Starpulse News Blog]

More photos of Kevin Federline as he goes one-on-one with WWE Champion John Cena on Monday Night RAW after the jump.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Kim

    Does Kevin Federline remember what happened to that guy from Taxi and Jerry Lawler?? Oh, before his time! I think this is all a vain attempt at trying to be noticed and he’s still a loser. I actually feel sorry for Britney. She should guset star as a Diva and kick his a** in the ring!!!

  2. Kim

    Sorry I meant guest!

  3. amanda melhem

    heyy i think k_fed is gay and he can”t rap for shit john cena can beat you in rapping and u had it lucky because u cheated in that match because umaga came and knocked cena out if umaga did not have came cena could pinned u down and my best friebd she is only 15years old and she can rap better than u k_fed

    love amanda

  4. Steffie
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay I’m cnoivnecd. Let’s put it to action.

Leave A Comment