Kevin Smith Wants To Drop Some Serious Poundage

October 20th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Zack and Miri Make a Porno director Kevin Smith has resolved to lose some weight. Dressed in his trademark black trenchcoat, Smith took to the stage with his latest movie’s star Seth Rogen at the Spike TV 2008 Scream Awards looking larger than life.

Rogen on the other hand, has trimmed down considerably since his last film, Pineapple Express, and the disparity between the two is pretty obvious.

On Kevin’s MySpace blog, he says, “I’ve porked the f**k out, man. I’m really, really fat right now. Fattest I’ve ever been. As soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my life back . . . gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds. It’s the deal I’ve made with myself.”

The incident that sparked this realization came when Smith recently broke the toilet of a friend of his when he sat on it. Wow. That’s a hell of a gut check. 

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno director Kevin Smith has
resolved to lose some weight. Dressed in his trademark black
trenchcoat, Smith took to the stage with his latest movie’s star Seth Rogen at the Spike TV 2008 Scream Awards looking larger than life.

Rogen on the other hand, has trimmed down considerably since his last film, Pineapple Express, and the disparity between the two is pretty obvious.

On Kevin’s MySpace blog,
he says, “I’ve porked the f**k out, man. I’m really, really fat right
now. Fattest I’ve ever been. As soon as this flick’s out, I’m taking my
life back . . . gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds.
It’s the deal I’ve made with myself.”

The incident that sparked this realization came when Smith recently
broke the toilet of a friend of his when he sat on it. Wow. That’s a
hell of a gut check.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. green cardigan

    The incident that sparked this realization came when Smith recently broke the toilet of a friend of his when he sat on it.

    Wow. Wouldn’t you die of shame? Invited over to the friends for drinks or a meal, and you go for a tinkle and manage to break the jacks just by sitting on it. ‘Er excuse me, your toilet is split in half on the bathroom floor sorry about that mate’.

  2. Queen Caffeine

    two words: jillian michaels. she could whip him into shape in no time.

  3. james12

    i think he needs to have a diet. tight diet though.

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  4. MiaPiaTia

    I have broken my own toilet seat and it is mortifying. But they only break after years of wear. Kevin would not break a brand new toilet seat.

    But if that is what motivates him then that’s fine. The important thing is that he be healthy.

  5. slicklock

    toilets are set up to support the weight of some pretty fat fucks.. so I’m thinking there’s more to the story. He must of plopped his whole weight down on it. Since it was at a friends house.. it was a strange toilet..he may have had to lower himself a bit further.. and his legs gave out because he’s a disgusting fat body. There may have been an alcohol factor too.

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