Kevin Federline’s Hog

January 7th, 2005 // 7 Comments

Since I featured Mrs. Federline earlier in the day, I thought it was only fair to feature the future Vanilla Ice, Mr. Federline, as well.

He’s looking soooo out of his element.

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By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. mediaphyter

    He looks like a toddler on his first, yet really expensive, tricycle.

  2. Laura

    Okay, he is still not wearing shoelaces!!! First of all, that is so tacky and hungry. Secondly, safety first Kevin! What would Brit do without you to empregnant her and leave?

  3. mel

    Wow, that is one fancy bike. I can hear him calling up his homies in Fresno or Modesto or wherever the hell he’s from, “Check out what I got with this week’s Check of Love from BritBrit!” Maybe he gets a new toy every time she brings home another dog…

  4. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    He is equally out of his element when standing erect. Maybe more so…

  5. LOL @ Mel…..

    he’s going to get one of those shoe tongues stuck in the motor and it’ll be ALL over for K-Fed.

  6. hohoho

    it is obvious that this hog is overcompensating for the less than amazing size of his own hog.

  7. steve

    Ah, La Dolce Vita. Born to be Wild!

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