Kevin Bacon Scared Of Getting His Bits Chewed Off

July 22nd, 2005 // 6 Comments

We know Kevin is blessed, but does have a pair of low-hangers too?

Footloose star Kevin Bacon is paranoid whenever his dog sees him naked – because he fears the pooch will bite his genitals. The actor and his wife Kyra Sedgwick recently acquired Pauly and are loving the dog-owning experience.

But Bacon finds Pauly’s love for chewy toys a cause for concern. Sedgwick says, “(Pauly) loves to catch frisbees and catch balls and he loves rubber chew toys. And Kev, knowing this, whenever he’s walking around naked, always says, ‘This is not a rubber chew toy,’ for fear that the dog might get confused.”I’ve always thought, ‘Honey, what is it with boys and that?’ They think everyone wants it!

“I thought he was unduly paranoid about it and then one day he was playing with the dog – thankfully he had on a bathing suit – and at one point the dog put his head in his lap and I heard Kev scream and say, ‘That is not a rubber chew toy!’ I guess he got a little confused.”

Does Kevin spend that much time in the nude to be concerned about this?

[via contactmusic]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. cakeboy

    i’ve got a rubber chew toy in my pants for ya…
    this was disturbing on so many levels…

  2. interested

    where did you find the original article?

  3. Jasmine

    That dog must be STARVING to go after those little kibbles and bits!

  4. Anon

    1. Yes, because he and his wife are nudists (no joke).
    2. They’ve had that dog for a really long time- I’ve seen them in Central Park in the morning w/Pauly for over 3 years. So the “recently acquired” bit is confusing.

  5. Kevin has always been a little odd. Kyra is awesome. Kevin not so much.

  6. Jon

    Kevin should hire me to be his pet. I promise never to bite, unless he asks of course!

    I’m too sexy for my dog! :)

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