Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend Pops Out A Baby Girl

I remember it like it was yesterday, Britney Spears talking to some video camera in Europe while a trashy-looking fella sat idly by.  Chaos made me detest you, Kevin Federline.

I’m getting off-subject.  *Clears her throat* K. Fed’s baby mama, Victoria Prince had a girl last night at 6:35 p.m. PST, according to People.   Name: Jordan Kay.  Here’s hoping she’s got her mother’s metabolism.  Prince, a former professional volleyball player, and Federline have been together since 2008.  This is Fed’s 5th child.

PHOTOS: Someone Let Kevin Federline Into Fashion Week

These pictures of K. Feds coaching his son’s little league game back in May are pathetic.  What a slovenly sloth.