Why Has The Killer From “Urban Legend” Kidnapped Keri Russell’s Baby?

January 3rd, 2008 // 5 Comments

Kind of a creepy photo. Here’s Keri Russell enjoying an early morning snowstorm in Brooklyn with her babychild River. Hey, I was there yesterday filming “The Daily Special”! I drove through that snow on the Brooklyn Bridge! We could have had bagels or croissants or whatever breakfast treats she’s into! I would have asked her what being a new Mom is like and if she was cool with Felicity choosing Ben at first, and how she stays so pretty. And she would laugh and say “Oh J., we’re all beautiful in our own way!” as River reached up to play with the collar of my sweater vest. Then we could have done some shopping and maybe she would have purchased something beautiful for me. And then lunch at Pastis where her construction worker husband that you never see would have joined us and discovered that straight guys and gay guys could be friends. And they would settle on me as the godfather despite the fact that I’m not religious and won’t actually pick a baby up because they have that creepy soft spot on their heads and I don’t want to be the one that drops something on it and makes their head permanently misshappen with like a dent that looks like a drinking glass or car keys or something.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey

  1. Jeanie

    Ha ha. That soft spot on a baby’s head totally creeps me out too! I won’t pick up a baby until it has neck muscles. That flopping head freaks me out too.

  2. If that’s what she looked like yesterday, I wonder what she looked like today when it was even ass colder!

    Thanks for coming on the show!

  3. Hey Cupcake

    Boo on the fur! Boo!

    Other than that, love her to pieces.

  4. pinky

    I have daydreams where I meet celebrities and we have an instant friendship, too – I’m glad to know I’m not the only one!

  5. DebFlo

    Does anyone have any idea where she got the parka, please? I want it!!!

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