Kelly Rowland’s Up In The Air Rant

Akon, Eve, Sean Paul and Kelly Rowland walk onto a plane…the punchline is only one of them ends up flying into a rage.

The performers were on a Qantas flight headed from Melbourne to Sydney on Thursday for the Supafest gig at Acer Arena. When the former Destiny’s Child singer finally got off her flight to stretch her legs, she went verbal whoop ass on her cabin crew.

“I found the flight attendants really shitty.” Rowland said, I’m guessing to the Paparazzi who were shooting this picture. Someone must have wanted to know how her flight was and when she said it was shitty, asked why.

“I don’t know why,” she said “You tell me.” I don’t think that’s what they meant Kelly, they mean what did these attendants do to you that was so shitty?

“They were very rude to us,” she explained angrily. “That’s the first time you’ll ever hear me say a curse word. They were just rude to us on the plane. They treated us like five-year-old kids.” Yes what happened? Someone asked what sparked the incident.

“I don’t know,” she continued. Dammit, I want a play by play.

Oh well. Rowland, who looked like she could kick some ass back on February 18 in a cutout catsuit at Haze Nightclub, did a little damage control and made sure we at least knew it was her crew not Qantas in general. “Every time I’ve flown Qantas it’s always been fantastic. It was rather unpleasant.”