Kelly Osbourne Back In Rehab

January 23rd, 2009 // 1 Comment

Right on the heels of Kelly Osbourne smacking her way into jail, it seems she drank, snorted or swallowed her way back into rehab, too.

We’re not 100% certain what poison did her in, but her gentle, Charm School instructor mother Sharon Osbourne confirmed that Kelly did indeed enter a treatment center.

“Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the
right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it.”

You can practically hear her yawning and looking at her watch.

This will be the second rehab stint for Kelly. But in just as disturbing news (if not more) the Osbournes are serious about this variety show thing they’ve been babbling about. It’s called Reloaded and Kelly was working on it “right until she went in.”

Yeah, well, that explains it. Long days working on an Osbourne variety show where Pamela Anderson shows off her saggy, lady parts would be enough to get us on the good stuff too.

Get well soon Kelly!

View a gallery of Kelly Osbourne here!

 


Right on the heels of Kelly Osbourne smacking her way into jail, it seems she drank, snorted or swallowed her way back into rehab, too. We’re not 100% certain what poison did her in, but her gentle, Charm School instructor mother Sharon Osbourne confirmed that Kelly did indeed enter a treatment center.”Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the
right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it.”You can practically hear her yawning and looking at her watch.This
will be the second rehab stint for Kelly. But in just as disturbing
news (if not more) the Osbournes are serious about this variety show
thing they’ve been babbling about. It’s called Reloaded and Kelly was
working on it “right until she went in.”Yeah, well, that explains it. Long days working on an Osbourne variety show where Pamela Anderson shows off her saggy, lady parts would be enough to get us on the good stuff too.Get well soon Kelly!View a gallery of Kelly Osbourne here!

By Melissa Noble
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  1. ****

    Little fat whore has a crack habit? That’s what you get when you fuck little ladyboys, bitch!

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