Kelly Monaco

August 22nd, 2005 // 23 Comments

I’m gonna come right out and say it. I can’t stand this woman. I’ve actually never seen her in anything (I don’t watch General Hospital or Dancing with the Stars), but the woman bothers the hell out of me. I think mainly because of the whole Desperate Housewives thing. Just to get you up to speed, there was a rumor that Kelly Monaco was going to either guest star or join the cast of Desperate Housewives. According to the creator of Desperate Housewives, Marc Cherry, she was never even asked or considered to join the show. The whole time Ms. Monaco was answering any Desperate Housewives question with the “I can’t really comment on that right now,” as if she really was going to be on the show. I know it’s trivial, but it bothers the hell out of me.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. CityKitty

    Then you should see her “spread” in Maxim or FHM or whatever one of those mags that she’s in this month. I don’t generally have a problem with those things but she looks really tacky– oily and revolting. Eeech.

    And to think I thoight she seemed “cute” on Danser Avec Les Etoiles.

  2. Tracy

    John should have won dancing with the stars

  3. doofus

    so, basically, this woman is such an attention whore that she’d “lie” to people who asked her about it rather than just say, as a LOT of actors do, “gee, I haven’t heard THAT one!”

    considering most people never heard of her before “Dancing”, I guess she’ll do whatever she can to keep herself in the spotlight.

  4. grace

    How are you so sure that Marc Cherry isn’t the one who lied? Kelly is adorable and just trying to earn a living in the Biz…..just like the rest of them.

  5. kelly

    I know how you feel, I have that same feeling for Jennifer “Leno-chin” Aniston, her face bugs me!!!

  6. cakeboy

    Danser Avec Tient Les Premier Role-
    Etoile means a celestial body in french
    not a superstar or ‘star’ as in english

  7. CityKitty

    Ah, merci bien, Cakeboy! ;)
    Anyhoo, John O’Hurley TOTALLY shoulda won.

  8. Jizbiotch

    My friend in the biz says she sucks out loud when she’s muffdiving. Tres horrore! She ain’t good at that?
    Loser.

  9. doofus

    well, grace, there’s no way to be completely sure, but Marc Cherry doesn’t have any reason that I can see to lie about it, and Who’s-her-face has EVERY reason to lead people to believe it’s the truth.

    who needs the publicity more?

  10. Jen

    I think she comes off as a very humble, modest woman. She’s been thrown a lot of criticism for winning the show, and she’s handled it with grace. if anyone is annoying, it’s John o’Hurley because he’s such a sore loser. I think Kelly Monaco is a breath of fresh air.

  11. Trisha

    Kelly Monaco sucks. I couldn’t stand her arrogant self on Dancing with the Star’s. She always looks cheap…although she had a killer bod.

  12. Jizbiotch

    Do all these Latino Bitches have to talk?? I am not a racist by any means but these bitches are un holy rulers of my text. Texas is now in the (“AngloSaxon”) minority so guess what?? I’m gonna approach my C.M and see if I can get some ‘Stamps” like they have done, and will ,until the end of time. GOOD LUCK, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Don’t mean to seem shitty, but, guess what-you deserve it.

  13. grace

    Doofus….he does have reason to lie. He’s got some serious on-set diva behavior to control. One or two of those ladies might throw tantrums at the thought of Kelly taking away a wee bit of their glaring spotlight.

    Everyone has motives in this one.

  14. doofus

    hey grace,

    …your explanation seems to contradict itself.

    he wants to control the diva-like behavior, so he puts out a rumor that will make them throw MORE tantrums? if you meant the he used it as a threat to keep them in line, I could see that, but I don’t think adding her to the cast for a few episodes would make them feel threatened at all.

    I still think she’s got more of a motive than he does, but it’s just my opinion.

    peace.

  15. grace

    Maybe I misunderstood? I thought he was DENYING rumors that Kelly was being considered for a role on DH.

    He’s got a lot of motive to deny (control tantrums). He can just say later that they changed their minds if she does end up on the show. Happens all the time.

  16. Cassie

    Jizbiotch, are you talking about Kelly? She’s Italian, putz.

  17. Jizbiotch

    Hey Cassie, all you Latinos look the same. Sorry.
    Oh bring on the critics.

  18. Chris

    Are you kidding….she looks sooo freakin hot all oiled up!…sexy!

  19. Chris

    Her old Playboy pics are pretty nice but the old FHM make her look sooo sexY!

  20. houla

    I agree – i really really dislike her too. I saw her on the late show with Jay Leno and she was so disgustingly stupid I had to stop watching (and that’s saying something).

  21. Monaco Mad

    Kelly can only be an object in any discusion because none of you know her. I am sure if you did you’d like her just the same as you like your friends. She is in show business and you’re not. So, if she commented about what she saw you do in everyday life, what do you think she’d say. Would she be right?

  22. why

    I do watch General Hospital, and ever since Kelly has been on the ratings have gone down. At first I was going to give her chance, but after reading her interviews she’s rude and stuck-up

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