Kelly Clarkson’s Manager Found in His Car Sobbing and Listening to “Since You’ve Been Gone” on Repeat

Well, not exactly. Although Kelly Clarkson’s manager, Jeff Kwatinetz, and she have decided to amicably go their separate ways, neither seems to be harboring any feelings of ill will. Kwatinetz works with the L.A. group, The Firm, which released a statement about Kelly’s decision to seek new management.

“Kelly Clarkson is an enormously talented artist. We are pleased to have served as her managers during her well-deserved rise to stardom and are proud of the role we played in backing her creative choices.”

Kelly on her part, also had nothing but good things to say in her statement: “I am blessed to work with so many talented people. We’ve accomplished some amazing things together. I wish them all the best.” Well, that’s nice and cordial of everyone. But that doesn’t make for a very interesting story. Sigh. At least someone could have PRETENDED to throw a punch or something. For my sake. Come on, guys. Pretend you’re fighting over Anna Nicole’s baby.