Kelly Bensimon Is Batshit Crazy

Kelly Bensimon continues to baffle and frighten the nation with her melodramatic meltdowns on the Real Housewives of New York.  Apparently, Thursday’s episode brought the crazy in full force.

And like most nutters, Bensimon tried not only explain the episode away, but made sure to talk about how great she is as well.

“Some people are like, ‘You had a breakdown,’ and I’m like, no, I had a breakthrough.”

“I always have positive expectations of people, and I always think the best, and you know, that’s my Achilles’ heel, is that I’m positive and feel like people are going to be nice. But the nature of the show isn’t that.”

“I’m completely honest, I have a ton of integrity,” Bensimon continued. “The minute I walk into the room, I create…this stagnant frenetic energy.”

“In some ways, I’m almost too real. I have two girls, and we talk about feelings 24 hours a day. But those are real-life feelings.”

Delusional runs deep, people.  Consider this a life FAIL lesson for the kiddies.

Bensimon, whose livelihood, from what I can tell, is drawn mainly from pre-arranged photo ops of her scantily clad on the beach (knowledge based on the fact that I have not watched even one episode of this show – don’t judge; I can’t afford Bravo), is seen here doing the very same on her birthday in Miami, May 1st.  Feel free to peruse the gallery if you’re mad at your eyes this morning.