Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed

October 9th, 2006 // 35 Comments

Breaking all the commonly held stereotypes of news commentators as sexual dynamos, a woman who had a tryst with Keith Olbermann described her romantic experience with the MSNBC commentator as less than gratifying. From The New York Post:

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

And now, I’m realizing that I can’t even imagine how people had messy break-ups before the invention of the revenge blog. I guess they had to go out and whisper the tales of their exes’ inadequacies into the ear of the town crier. How quaint.

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. susiesneds

    “Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed”

    …..Uh….ohhh-kayyy….Hmmmm…I’m just trying to figure out WHY anyone would even be remotely interested in actually finding that out first-hand???….yeah….right…still thinking….

  2. Robert

    Susiesneds is on to something: It’s a much bigger disgrace for this woman to admit to wanting to sleep with Olbermann–let alone actually sleeping with him–than it is to learn he couldn’t chub up enough for her to keep it to herself.

  3. John

    Keith Olbermann. Hmmm…..Piece of crap. Yeah, that about says it.

  4. John

    Many times when someone claims another person is “lousy in bed”, it’s usually due to the complainer being a dead log in the first place. Olbermann probably discovered the women was a cold fish and figured, “Well, while I’m here, might as well do my thing and she can figure it out on her own”. Every guy knows this at some time or another in his life.

  5. usa!

    olberman you fucking communist!

  6. Joe

    Keith ROCKS!

  7. Rob Adcox

    The fact that Keith Overbite has nothing better to do than attack the O’Reilly Factor tells me that Keith and his liberal loser company MSNBC are getting their asses kicked by Fox, and the silly twits at MSNBC are getting desperate. I’d watch Charles Grodin before I watched this arrogant fool.

  8. PhdPhx

    why would someone in their right minds first admit to all of this,, and if it were so bad be sniveling about it and admitting to “begging him” to see her again… ?? Sounds like she was jilted by her own insignificant dreams and never had any contact with him at all… some people just want to believe they are important…. this person trying to slander this man, well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…. yup,,, it’s a duck! Jealousy of someone in the media, someone who’s views are not shared, even when they are honest about the facts, sadly are often targets by little insignificant people.. didn’t your mother’s ever teach you that if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything???? grow up people….

  9. Richard Espinoza

    His Name is not Keith Olbermen his New Name is Keith Overbite! Because that what he is an Olberbite. I can not belive people like listing to this piece of Liberal Gargage.

  10. Will Hunting

    He sucks at everything!

  11. Travis

    Olbermann what a freakin’ piece of shit

  12. Travis

    Olbermann what a freakin’ piece of shit

    • Rush's pharmacist

      He’s doing exactly what he gets paid to do, which is to drive you wingnuts batshit. Admittedly, that’s not exactly a long trip, but judging from the idiotic rantings here, it sounds like he’s been doing a damned fine job of it.

  13. David Axisrutt

    The reason people are interested in Keith’s twisted sex life is that it offers an explanation for his highly erratic behaviour. Before this came out people assumed he was a GOOD reporter; now they see he’s only venting his frustrations with himself – by picking on people he doesn’t really understand. Olbermann’s palette is not multicoloured. He uses the same stock approach for every attack. The man is obviously deeply tormented – but his solution is an inhumane one. He picks on other people (and unfortunately makes money doing it). It matters not whether these people deserve criticism; Olbermann’s criticism is not founded in a perception of what is right and wrong – only as a way for him to vent his own twisted insides on everyone. This makes Keith Olbermann a particularly unsuitable journalist.

  14. common sense

    Who knew Olbermann slept with women?

  15. common sense

    Who knew Olbermann slept with women? I never would have guessed that.

  16. Rod Mann

    To David Axisrutt

    Olbermann is not a journalist period. He couldn’t even hack it at ESPN reading sports scores.

    He’s a LOSER!

  17. Mr.Mudkips

    You are such a liar and your whole story is full of holes! Every one knows Keith Olbermann is gay.

  18. Gordon

    He is just like a first grade girl sweet on O’Reilly.So insecure.

  19. teddy obermann

    KEITH OLBERMANN ROCKS.

  20. rob adcox

    KEITH OLBERMAN REEKS. SO DO HIS FANS -BOTH OF THEM.

  21. ron

    I would pay to watch a debate between Overbite and Mad Maddow on who hates the opposite sex the most !

    at least Mad Maddow has the jujones to admit her preference for woman ,on the other hand Overbite hides in the closet hopeing no one will find out his evil twin loves the boys. One other point, Overbite went to a subsiderary of Cornell U for his degree. Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1 applicants).

    Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an “Ivy League education” when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a “Yale man.”
    quote by (Ann Coulter)

    • Rush's pharmacist

      If you’re quoting that transgendered freak Coulter, it’s no wonder you’re so sexually confused.

      Seek help.

  22. Obama_Is_The_New_Hitler

    He’s gay, so I’m not surprised he can’t perform with a woman.

    He probably got with her to use her as a beard to cover up his closeted status.

    Either that, or he did it for sheer ego, then he realized she didn’t look like the male biker type or livestock he normally gets with, and had trouble.

  23. Keith Olbermann

    Keith Olbermann makes me sick. How the hell do they allow mental retards like that on TV?

  24. Keith Olbermann

    Of course he had sexual problems with the woman. The only person Keith Olbermann cares about is George Bush. Every time you hear him, its George Bush this, George Bush that. He is infatuated with the man!

    They say there is a thin line between love and hate. If that is true, Keith Olbermann absolutely LOVES George Bush!

  25. beefyleefy

    KEITH OLBERMANN LOOK TO GOOD TO B GAY ALL YALL NEED A LIFE TRYNA TALK ABOUT MY MAN LIKE THAT THIS LADY NEED TOGO ON SOMEWHERE DONT U GET IT U IGNORAME HE DONT WONT U GET OVER IT I HOPE HE MADE ALL THAT CRAP UP ABOUT HES ALLERGIC TO THE PILLOWS AND STUFF Y U GOTTA PUT HIM ON BLAST LIKE THAT JUST CUZ HE DONT LIKE U AND U DONT GET HIS MONEY DOESNT MEAN U GOTTA COMMENT ON HIS PERSONAL LIFE OR HIS SEXUAL LIFE GET OUTTA HERE GO FIND SOMEONE UR OWN AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. I HATE LISA TIMMONS

    YOU. ARE. A NON-FACTOR.

    And I hate you.

  27. Action Jackson

    Keith Olbermann likes the taste of penis.

  28. steve

    I thought Big Keith was a cornholer. Maybe he was trying to act like a normal guy so people wouldn’t talk. He is just a weak stick around the ladys, but show him a mans hairy ass or a sheep and he’ll probably go hog wild.

  29. joseph

    I think that Keith (the Geek) has the hots for Chris Matthews and is hoping for Chris to get that tingling feeling down his leg again. On the other hand he may be trying to poke his dyke friend Rachel Madcow. Its hard to figure out which of those 3 is the ugliest so it must be a tie.

  30. lisa

    geez people are mean to Keith.
    I’m an 18 year old girl and I think he’s damn sexy.
    I would SO go there any day of the week. but only if he talked during.. because his voice makes me crazy =] in a good way!

  31. Lisa Nowhere

    That tripe is dated 2006. The blog was taken down as fake. It’s now 2013, and Olbermann just plunked down a big chunk of cash on his college’s new radio station. Lisa Timmons?– who knows what she’s doing…

  32. Steve

    Little Keith Olber-womann. A small man with a small dog, a small mind and apparently a small dick.

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