Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed
Breaking all the commonly held stereotypes of news commentators as sexual dynamos, a woman who had a tryst with Keith Olbermann described her romantic experience with the MSNBC commentator as less than gratifying. From The New York Post:
A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.
And now, I’m realizing that I can’t even imagine how people had messy break-ups before the invention of the revenge blog. I guess they had to go out and whisper the tales of their exes’ inadequacies into the ear of the town crier. How quaint.
Written by Lisa Timmons