Keith and Nicole to Move to Britain

Not nearly as interesting as her wacky ex-husband, Nicole Kidman is making a little bit of news by deciding to move to London with her new hubby, Keith Urban. Basically, here’s the gist, from The Daily Mail:

Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman will live in London with new husband Keith Urban while she films the blockbuster cosmic thriller The Golden Compass, the first part of Philip Pullman’s best-selling trilogy of novels His Dark Materials.

Man. Won’t someone jump on a couch already? Or dupe Oprah with a fake autobiographical account of their recovery from drugs? Or get married to a nobody bearing the same name as a former Seinfeld cast member? Huh? PLEASE?