Keira Knightly in an Ad with Someone Else’s Boobs

August 16th, 2007 // 5 Comments

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” actress recently posed for a photo shoot to be used in an advertising campaign for a new Chanel fragrance and is calling foul on the boobs she’s sporting. The print is promoting Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle and Keira is posed topless, covering her minimal assets with a bowler.

“Those things certainly weren’t mine.

“We had an interesting discussion when they said: ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’ and I was like: ‘OK, fine. I honestly don’t give a sh*t’”

I need a Photoshop team in my life to follow me around and enhance whatever’s lacking on my person and diminish the nonsense that stands out too much. In other words, I want to be Mariah Carey.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. stolidog

    dunno why, but she’s the only one of the ano crackheads that i actually like, and i think she’s a good actress…at least she’s not afraid to physically throw herself into a roll.

  2. stolidog

    i kind of like it the way it is, but, i meant role, not roll.

  3. patricia

    she looks like natalie portman in the first photo

  4. Aeol

    Of course it’s not her’s. It’s under her armpit for crying out loud

  5. Candy Apple

    Hee hee! I love that she felt compelled to assure us those monstrous B-cups aren’t hers. Eat some cupcakes you twig!

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