Keira Knightley’s Bones Look Hungry

Oh no. It seems that Keira has been ignoring my sage advice that she go out and eat something, and is instead showcasing those ribs that seem to be all the rage right now in Hollywood. I think that maybe I’m simply not trying hard enough. I mean, this is a busy woman. Isn’t she like a pirate soccer player, or something? That sounds like she probably does a lot of traveling. What I need to start doing is mailing her frozen casseroles with eating instructions, so that there’s absolutely no confusion in what I’m implying that she needs to do.

That said, I do like her jacket and necklace.