Keira Knightley’s Bones Look Hungry

April 25th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Oh no. It seems that Keira has been ignoring my sage advice that she go out and eat something, and is instead showcasing those ribs that seem to be all the rage right now in Hollywood. I think that maybe I’m simply not trying hard enough. I mean, this is a busy woman. Isn’t she like a pirate soccer player, or something? That sounds like she probably does a lot of traveling. What I need to start doing is mailing her frozen casseroles with eating instructions, so that there’s absolutely no confusion in what I’m implying that she needs to do.

That said, I do like her jacket and necklace.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. BARF

    Start eating you stupid girl. Take a leaf out a fellow Brit’s book, no not Posh, try Kate Winslet instead

  2. jesse d

    Her bones look hungry LOL that’s hilarious. Yeah, I get tired of these skeletons getting pissed because people say they’re too thin. YOU ARE TOO THIN, ASSHOLE!! Eat a burrito & get out of my face.

  3. To be fair to her, she is very skinny, but she may actually be naturally like that. My chest is that bony and scary, and I eat like it’s going out of fashion.

  4. hmweis1

    Damn, I could grate cheese on those things. Mmmm….cheese.

  5. nene

    you ! bunch of fat white trash shut up…. socialite silly fat cow!

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