Ke$ha Wears Her Placenta Around Her Neck And Threw Up In Paris Hilton’s Closet

January 20th, 2010 // 3 Comments

Singer Ke$ha owned up to a lot of flat-out crazy shit in an Us Magazine interview today. The 22-year-old admits to writing songs “about guys I’m stalking” as well as breaking into Prince’s house to give him her demo (she paid his gardener $5 and she squeezed under the gate, in case anyone was looking for tips).

A quick journey back to the “Tik Tok” singer’s simple, humble beginnings: born in the middle of a party in the San Fernando Valley, Ke$ha went on to do normal teenage things, like guest-star on The Simple Life, sexy dance in a Katy Perry video and throw up in Paris Hilton’s closet at a party before she got her big break. She also noted a strong bond with her mother, who kept her grounded.

“My mom found my placenta and she crushed it up in a blender and made it
into a necklace that I wear everyday,” Ke$ha reminisced. “It’s supposed to make me psychic.”

The interviewer then draws comparisons between the pop singer and Lady Gaga. They’re both blonde! And they both like kissing girls! And Ke$ha, pictured performing live on MuchMusic’s ‘MuchOnDemand’ television show in Toronto, is obviously making some sort of meta-commentary on the rece$$ion and our materiali$tic $ociety with her performance art.

Hmm on second thought…maybe she’s just plain trashy! 

By Lola Robertson

  1. whatever!

    her mom “found” her placenta? What? The woman kept it for 22 years? Whatever. Totally bogus. They got rid it as medical waste and you are a lying waste of space. Is your 15 minutes up yet?

  2. Thaye

    Hahaha :-)

    I just came here by incident via a link in a recent article on Seems like her “15 minutes” are still not up yet, and it’s been 1.5 years thus far. I hope you’re looking forward to the NEXT 1.5 years.

    Regards, keep hating. And thank you, you gave me a good laugh. Because as time proves you wrong, you’re perfectly making a fool of yourself with comments like this.

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